Fat Smitty's

Welcome to Fat Smitty's, a hidden gem located in Port Townsend, Washington, that has been winning hearts with its mouthwatering burgers and friendly service.

This unclaimed burger joint offers a range of utilities including takeout, delivery, and reservations, making it a convenient option for burger enthusiasts. With many vegetarian options available, Fat Smitty's caters to a diverse range of dietary preferences.

From the moment you step into Fat Smitty's, you are greeted with a nostalgic old-school diner feel, complete with dollar bills covering every inch of the walls. The eccentric decor adds a unique charm to the dining experience, making it a memorable visit for all.

Customers rave about the massive burgers such as the Fatty Smitty burger, featuring two large beef patties, fresh lettuce, tomatoes, and bacon. The generous serving sizes and delicious flavors make these burgers a must-try for anyone passing through the area.

Aside from the delectable food, the service at Fat Smitty's is top-notch, with friendly staff members going above and beyond to ensure a pleasant dining experience for all guests. Whether you're a solo diner or part of a group, Fat Smitty's offers a welcoming atmosphere for all.

So, if you find yourself in the vicinity of Port Townsend, be sure to make a pit stop at Fat Smitty's for a burger experience like no other. Come with an open mind, leave your politics at the door, and prepare to indulge in some truly satisfying comfort food.

Fat Smitty's Menu

Location

Address: 282624 US Hwy 101 Port Townsend, WA 98368
Phone: (360) 385-4099

🕓 Work Hours
MON 10:30 AM - 7:00 PM
TUE 10:30 AM - 7:00 PM
WED 10:30 AM - 7:00 PM
THU 10:30 AM - 7:00 PM
FRI 10:30 AM - 7:00 PM
SAT 10:30 AM - 7:00 PM
SUN 10:30 AM - 7:00 PM

Business info

  • Offers Takeout
    Yes
  • Reservations
    No
  • Delivery
    No
  • Many Vegetarian Options
    Yes
  • Accepts Credit Cards
    No
  • Accepts Android Pay
    No
  • Accepts Apple Pay
    No
  • Outdoor Seating
    Yes
  • Casual
    Yes
  • Moderate Noise
    Yes
  • Good for Groups
    Yes
  • Good For Kids
    Yes
  • Good for Lunch, Dinner
    Yes
  • Private Lot Parking
    Yes
  • Waiter Service
    Yes
  • TV
    Yes
  • Offers Catering
    No
  • Wi-Fi
    No
  • Happy Hour
    No
  • Alcohol
    No
  • Bike Parking
    Yes

Last Reviews

  • Author: Marlon B.

    08 August 2024

    Honestly, it was a very good burger! The server we got was very friendly, and this is coming from a short, dark, Hispanic guy. I didn't feel that they were racist as others claim to be. I would cautiously recommend it if you are a Democrat because you will already go in with the wrong attitude, as this place proudly proclaims to be a Trump supporter business. So, if you want to experience a good burger in a very interesting decor location, leave your politics at home and come with an open mind.

  • Author: Jordan J.

    27 July 2024

    Driven by this place dozens of times but never had a chance to stop, until now. Awesome old school dinner feel, exterior was cool and the inside is even better. Dollar bills cover every wall inside, so I had to add one of my own. Service quick and very friendly. I got the Fatty Smitty burger, it was absolutely massive. The flavor wasn't anything special, but the serving size was awesome. My fry's were a little over cooked, and nothing special about them. Highly recommend stopping by at least once. Cash only!

  • Author: Patrick K.

    21 July 2024

    The food was amazing and service was great The location is cool and I like the whole set up for the restaurant

  • Author: Elton L.

    11 July 2024

    Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to unhinge your jaw. The Smitty's burger is the real deal. Prepare yourself for 2 large beef patties that would make the Big Mac look like a child's menu item. Fresh lettuce, tomatoes and bacon make this a double fisted feast. Eclectic restaurant at an intersection of a couple major roads perfect for casual dining for both road cyclists and motorcyclists - gasp! Friendly service.

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